ITS THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!

Yes finally I have repay what the nation had done to me.I spent 2 years of my youth deep inside the jungle of Lim Chu Kang, inside a hellish place call Sungei Gedong Camp, inside a cocked up unit call 42 SAR.But....but....hahaha...after 2 years 1 mth of grilling training,extreme 'sai kung',carrying balls,being a hypocrite...people of the world i would like to declare (applause please) "I AM A FUCKING FREE SOUL NOW!!!!!!!! LONG LIVE ORD!!!LONG LIVE FREEDOM!!!!".Yes..yes...i have just ORD-ed am now a free soul...a jobless soul...a parasite of the society,but nvm after what i have gone through this is nothing...nothing can overcome me not anymore..i have been through what is so called the down side of life(I hope).So now another challenge awaits me...that is to find a job..so people out there if there is any job available pls pls pls....recommend me..i need to look for a job badly....haizz so happy..yet so vexed..what to do next..what to do after my thailand trip...haiz...please help me...(ONE MORE TIME)...ORD LO!!!!